In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.
They wrote a grant proposal; got a huge chunk of money; hired a few additional sociologists, an anthropologist, and a family planning and birth control specialist; moved to town; rented offices; set up their computers; got squared away; and began designing their questionnaires and such.
While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort
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Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday?

Brother: A Football.

Sister: Is age mein? Aur vaise bhi Grandmaa kahan khelti hai?

Brother: Mere birthday per jo unhone Bhagavad Gita diya tha uska kya ?
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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.

He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday.

A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.

"Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead."

"How come?" I asked.

"Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."
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Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday.

Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"

His employees replied, "No."

Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid, "A bottle of scotch?"

"His employees replied again, "No."

Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"

His workers responded, "A puppy."
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An American woman travelling in south-east Asia was horrified to be served bird's nest soup.

"Do you mean to say this actually is a bird's nest?" she protested.

The chef assured her that it was, explaining that the bird built the nest using its own saliva as glue.

"Are you saying I'm supposed to eat saliva from a bird?" she demanded. "I can't imagine anyone eating bird's saliva."

Realizing that there was no hope of converting her, the chef asked what she would prefer instead.

She answered, "Oh, just fix me an omelette."
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