In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."
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1) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young life, are actually the nicest and better husband material.

2) It's dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one.

3) We'd rather spend more on daughters wedding than on her education.

4) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.

5) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social
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During a practical exercise at a military police base, the instructor was giving the class instruction in unarmed self- defense.

After he presented a number of different situations in which they might find themselves, he asked a student, "What steps would you take if someone were coming at you with a large, sharp knife?"

The student replied, "BIG ones."
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A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any chicken?"

The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs 1.5 kg.

The woman looks at the chicken and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?"

The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scales he keeps his thumb on the chicken. The scales now show 2 kg.

"That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!"
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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.
At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.
Oh, did I mention that the driver was five feet three,
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