In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
After a while a dirty old beggar came up to her and said, "Good Morning luv, how about us going for a walk together now?"
"How dare you," yelped the woman, "what the hell do you think I am, some sort of cheap pickup?"
"Well then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?"
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A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads: Ludwig van Beethoven, 1770-1827.

Then he realizes that the music is the Ninth Symphony and it is being played backward! Puzzled, he leaves the graveyard and persuades a friend to return with him.

By the time
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Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...

Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...

Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte......

Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!

Boy: Ok Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...

After Marriage..........
Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?

Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!

Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!

Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.

Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...

Bechaare Ladke...
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The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the telephone. Not so much for the time she wasted (he had given up on that long ago), but because nobody else could use the phone.

So, as a happy solution, he had a telephone installed for her with her own private number and directory listing.

Two or three days after her telephone had been installed, he came home to find her stretched out on the floor with her feet on the living room couch and chatting away on the family telephone. Her own telephone was resting silently on her dresser.

"Why are you using our telephone?" he yelled. "Why aren't you talking on your own telephone?"

"I can't," she said. "I'm expecting an important call on my phone."
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Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?

Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.

Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.

Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.

Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.

Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.

Doctor: Nikal sale, tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej: Ja raha hun, par phir kab aaun?
Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
Doctor behosh......
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Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya.
Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Mahila Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar Muskuraate Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa.
Wife Ne Dheere Se Santa Ke Kaan Mein Jaakar Kaha: Lautate Samay Kisi Medical Store Se Hote Hue Chalenge.
Santa: Kyon ? Kya Lena Hai ?
Wife: Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan.
Santa: Par Kis Liye ?
Wife: Ghar Pahunch Kar Tumhaari Choton Par Lagaane Ke Liye....
Santa: Par Mujhe Toh Koi Chot
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