In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Hubby: Ye kyaa tum ek aur suit le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to...

Wife chilla kar boli: Kyaa parso? Bolo..... Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne? Phir se bolna zara ek baar. Ab chup kyun ho gaye, ruk kyon gaye? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa, Bolo jaldi, Jaldi bolo, Bataa-O bhi ab, kyaa parso? Matlab kya hai tumhara? Kehna kya chahte ho... kya Kehna chahte ho?

Hubby: Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee suit laayi thi pagli, aaj to do le aati.....
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A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different.

Something unusual was about to happen today. He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees.

He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock.

He picked up the newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.

Threes - that was it! He grabbed the paper and flipped it open to the racing section. Sure enough in the 3rd race, there was a horse named Trio!

The fellow hurried to the bank, drew out his life savings and bet it all on the horse to win.

The horse finished 3rd.
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A husband had always been disdainful of people who, in his estimation, talk too much. Recently he proudly told his wife hed heard that men use 2200 words a day, while women use 4400.
The wife thought about that a moment, then concluded, "That's because women have to repeat everything they say to their husbands.", to which he looked up and asked, "Come again?"
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1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai.

2nd Friend: ehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti.

1st Friend: Arey yaar please mujhe bhi batao ki tumne aisa kya kiya jo bhabhi ji itna shaant ho gayi?

2nd Friend: Ek din gusse mein thi toh maine keh diya ki, 'Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai.' Bas woh din tha aur aaj ka din hai, tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!
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A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air. There was a piece of chalk at the foot of the blackboard.

The priest took the chalk and wrote in large letters, "I'm a priest and I pray for you all."

A lawyer happened to pass next and when he saw what the priest had written, he added under it, "I'm a lawyer and I defend you all."

Then, a doctor came by, took the piece of chalk, and wrote on the blackboard, "I'm a doctor and I cure you all."

Finally, an ordinary citizen stopped, looked at what the others had written, thought for a few seconds and then added, "I am an ordinary citizen and I pay for you all."
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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?
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Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!
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