In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Alia Bhatt: Hey dad, what's the plan for weekend ?
Mahesh Bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhatt: Hey, first Part Kab Release Hua Tha?
Mahesh Bhatt: Jaa Meri Maa, Tu Shooting Pe Jaa!!!

Alia was Participating 100 metres Race...
Referee said: 1, 2, 3, GO....
Everybody started running except Alia Bhatt.
Referee: Why are you not running...?
Alia Bhatt: My number is 4.

SBI Bank: Humara Bank Aapko bina Interest Ke Loan De raha
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Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.

Jab Banta PLANE mein chadne laga tab awaaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.

Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.

Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?

Aawaz: GOD.

Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?
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A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him.
He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said, "Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head. He
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Apni Sharaab Kee Lat se pareshaan Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya.

Santa: Doctor Sahab.... Meri Sharaab Chhudaao !

Doctor: Roz Kitni Peete Ho ?

Santa: 4 Peg !

Doctor: Aaj Se 1 Peg Kam Kar Do Aur 1 Hafte Ke Baad Mujhse Milo.

1 Hafte Baad....
Doctor: Abhi Kitni Pee Rahe Ho Roz ?

Santa: Jitni Aapne Bataayi Thee... Sirf 3 Peg !

Doctor: Aaj Se 1 Peg Aur Kam Kar Do Aur Agle Hafte Mujhe Phir Se Milo.

Phir 1 Hafte Ke Baad...
Doctor: Ab Kitne Peg Le Rahe Ho ?

Santa: 2 Peg Sir !

Doctor: Good ! Ab Aaj Se Daily Sirf 1 Peg Lena Hai, Theek Hai?
Santa: Par Doctor Sahab... 1 Peg Mein Poori Bottle... Peg Kuchh Jyada Tight Nahi Ho Jayega ???
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Alitalia : Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
Alitalia : Always Late In Take-off Always Late In Arrival
American : Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
Delta : Don't Ever Leave The Airport
El Al : Every Landing Always Late
IA : Inmform Allah
PIA : Please Inform Allah
AI : Allah Informed
Olympic : Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
Sabena : Such A Bad Experience - Never Again
TAP : Take Another Plane
TWA : That Was Awful
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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones.
One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"
The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."
"That s an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?"
The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."
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