In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


After Alok Nath & Alia Bhatt, it's Arnab Goswami series.

After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG ?
So he created ARNAB GOSWAMI.

Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.

If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group building.

Arnab Goswami is inversly
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A student comes to the office of a young professor. Before entering, the lovely young lady glances in both directions down the hall, then closes his door behind her and kneels down before him, pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean", she whispers, "I would do... Anything!"

He returns her gaze, "Anything?"

"Yes,... anything", she says!

His voice softens, "Anything?"

"Anything", she repeats again.

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you be willing to ... study?"
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Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe Smartphone dunga...

2 ko chhod de toh Rolex ghadi dunga...

5 ko chhod de toh 50 lakh cash dunga...

Aur Sabhi doston ko chhod de toh Ferrari dunga...

Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha,

Hey Bhagwan..
Yeh dost wo hain jinhone meri har khushi, har gam mein saath diya...

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere saath rahe...

Kabhi main roya to apne hathon se mere ansoo pochhe...

Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere saath share kiya...

Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye...

Aur aap kehte ho ki mein ek "FERRARI" ke liye inhe chhod dun..???

KHAIR, Koi baat nahi...

Lekin "FERRARI" Red color ki hi dena....!!
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Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?

Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!

Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!

Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi, Banta se pucha: Ye Hath me kya hai?

Banta: Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari bhi Maa jaisi hai, Maa jaisi...
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Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)

Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder.

Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used 4 cooking Food.

Food is source of Vitamins, and we get Vit-D from the Sun.

Sun produces Light; and Light comes from bulbs. Small Bulbs are used to decorate Christmas tree... Christmas means Gifts, and Gifts are given by Santa.

Santa lives in North Pole, and North Pole is the house of Polar Bears.

Polar Bears are White... That's why Ambulance is White...

Do not play with Engineering students feelings. We can write anything for good marks.
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