In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Mele Mein Announcement Hui:
Ek Bachcha Mila Hai, JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaayein.
Santa Bheed Se Chillata Hua Aaya: Mujhe Bhi Dikhaaaaaooo JIN KA BACCHA Kaisa Hota Hai...

Santa: Yaar, Saamne Waale Makaan Mein Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Mein Se Rumaal Hila-Hila Ke Ishaare Karti Hai Per Kabhi Khidki Nahin Kholti. Ab Tu Hi Bata Yaar Kya Karun?
Banta: Behak Mat Bhai, Vo Ladki Tukhe Dekhkar Rumaal Nahin Hilaati.... Darasal Vo Us Ghar Ki Naukraani Hai Aur Khidki
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Beer and ice will give you hangovers.

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.

Rum and& ice will ruin your liver.

Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.

Gin and& ice will ruin your brain.

Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth

Apparently ICE is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: LAY OFF THE ICE! Just drink it straight!!!

Copy and paste this immediately. You could save a life!!!
AND, don't forget ice also sank the Titanic!
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After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!

"If my neighbors find out my dog killed their bunny, they'll hate me forever," he thought.

So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.

Chris knew his neighbors kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the
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A Boy to a girl: Hey!!! New Laptop?
Girl: Yes!
Boy: Even I've got a new one.
Girl: Oh really!!! Which one?
Boy: Dell Inspiron 14 5000, 14 inch touch screen, 1.7ghz intel core i5 CPU, 8GB RAM, 1TB hard disk, windows 8.1, HD graphics, bluetooth 4.0, HD 720p webcam and 3 cell lithium ion battery.
Girl: Ohh nice.
Boy: And Yours?
Girl: Mera Na Pink Wala Hai, Usmein Internet Bhi Hai, Songs Bhi Hain, Aur Usmein Pendrive Bhi Laga Sakte Hain.

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Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye toh sab logon ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia.

Baba ne kaha: Dekho hum faqeer log hote hain. Hamara mazaaq mat udaao.

Log khoob hansay. Achanak un sab ko nazar aana band ho gaya. Sab ko laga ki Baba ne un ko andhey hon shraap de diya.

Phir toh sab Baba ke saamne jhuk gaye aur kehne lage: Baba ji, hamein maaf kar do, ham se bhool ho gayi.
Baba ne apna ek joota utara aur sab ko ek ek maara aur kaha: Kameeno !!! Light chali gayi hai. Koi jaa ke generator chalao, mujhe khud nazar nahin aa raha...
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In his autobiography, "Treasure in clay", Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a lecture at the Town Hall.
"I stopped to ask a few boys for directions. They told me where the Town Hall was and then asked, What are you going to do there?"

Bishop said, "I am giving a lecture on heaven and how to get there. Would you like to come and find out?"
You re kidding; one boy said, "You don t even know the way to the Town Hall."
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