In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
The 80 year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
The 90 year old man says, "At seven I pee like a horse, and at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don t wake up until nine!"
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When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai.

When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said: Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kaun hua hai, jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode.

When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said: Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?

When Prabhudeva was born, the doctor said: Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain.

When Arnab Goswami
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A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said, "You rest here while I register. I'll be back within an hour."

The wife lies down on the bed. Just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed.

Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more
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The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the sweetest face for the opening scene of the Christmas play.

"Now,all you have to do, when you hear me say to the choir '...and the angel lit the candle', is come on stage and light all the candles."

"I can do it, I can do it!"rt Dear Mrs. Harris:

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to
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A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the
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The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude.
"That's okay with me, honey," says her husband. "I'll go get some wood for the fire."
About thirty minutes later, the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears. One of her breasts has been painted green, the other red and her bottom is blue.
"What on earth happened
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