In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A gentleman was much surprised when the good-looking young lady greeted him by saying, "Good evening."

He could not remember ever having seen her before.

She evidently realized that she had made a mistake, for she apologized and explained: "Oh, I 'm so sorry. When I first saw you I thought you were the father of two of my children."

She walked on while the man stared after her. She did not realize, of course, that he was unaware of the fact that she was a school teacher.
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Three men were at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office.

The interviewing FBI agent said, "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

The man took the gun, hesitated, and said, "Sorry, I can't do it."

The next interviewee came into the office.

The agent said, "To be in the FBI you must
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If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman

If you don't,
you are not a man


If you praise her,

she thinks you are lying


If you don't,

you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes,

you are a wimp


If you don't,

you are not understanding


If you visit her often,

she thinks you are boring


If you don
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A woman came storming at the Postal counter.

She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, "This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery. He left this note for us to pick up from Post office, but my husband was home all the time. Why could not he knock our doors and deliver parcel at home?"

The Post master was polite and apologetic. He went inside brought the parcel and delivered it to the lady.

Then just casually he asked, "Ma'am what is inside this parcel that upsets you so much?"

The lady replied, "My husband's first new hearing aids."
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A young businessman was seated next to an elderly priest on an airplane. Having a minor technical problem at the gate and the flight being delayed, the Captain apologized and announced that the airline would be buying a free round of drinks.

When the charming and very attractive flight attendant came by, the businessman ordered a double scotch. Then she asked the priest if he would like a drink.

"Oh, no thank you," replied the priest. "I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."

Halting in mid-swallow and dribbling scotch down his front, the businessman quickly replaced his drink on the beverage cart and replied, "Excuse me, miss, I didn't know I had a choice."
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An eminent doctor goes for a meal in a gourmet restaurant.

As he is inspecting the menu, the head waiter appears and tries to be particularly helpful.

"You might be interested to know that I have pickled liver, braised kidneys and stewed tongue."

"Sounds terrible," says the doctor. "Call my assistant and make an appointment for tomorrow. Right now, I'll have the fish."
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