In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?"

"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.

"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"

"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."

Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"

The clerk smiled and said, "Rain..."
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.

The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.

The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.

He asks, "And what are those?"

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"
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CRICKET: Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita.

CRICKET TEST MATCH: Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita.

TABLE TENNIS: Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak.

LAWN TENNIS: Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad.

LIGHT BULB: Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak.

TIE: Kanth Langoti.

MATCH BOX: Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti.

TRAFFIC SIGNAL: Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa.

TEA: Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti.

TRAIN: Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini.

ALL ROUTE PASS: Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr.

RAILWAY SIGNAL: Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra.

RAILWAY SIGNAL: Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika.

RAILWAY SIGNAL: Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra.

RAILWAY STATION: Bhabhka Adda.

BUTTON: Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak.

MOSQUITO: Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev.

CIGARETTE: Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha.
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There was once a famous Jewish court astrologer named Isaac the Great. The King's mistress got sick and Isaac was called in from a prediction. He happened to know a bit of medicine as well and could see that she was going to die, so thought he would take the opportunity to bolster his credibility a little.

He said, "Your Majesty, she will die in three days -- it's in the stars."

Sure enough, three days later, she dies. The King is very angry so he blames
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Many, many years ago When I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow, Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter With flowing hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life. Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy. I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became A brother
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