In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


They turned on a night light, turned the answer machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and threw the cat into the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had thrown into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird.
The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years.....
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A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was that once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First
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Nayi nayi friendship hui Facebook pe... numbers exchange hue... aur phir...

Girl: Hello darling! Kya kar rahe ho...???

Boy: Hai Jaanu, Shave kar raha hoon...

Girl: Jab bhi mai tum ko call karti hoon tum shave kar rahe hote ho... din mein kitni baar Shave krte ho...??

Boy: 30-40 baar...

Girl: Tum Pagal ho. kya...???

Boy: Nahi jaanu mainn Barber hun...
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A Greek moved to New Zealand and wants to buy a farm.

The New Zealander says he will show the Greek around.

While walking around the New Zealander sees a sheep with its head stuck in the fence, he goes, oh goodie. He pulls his pants down and starts giving it to the sheep.

When he was finished, he pulls his pants up looks at the Greek and says, "Your turn."

The Greek says, "Oh goodie!!!"

The Greek pulls the sheep out of the fence and pulls his pants down and puts his head in the fence with his bum up in the air...
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