In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off.

"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is....."

When suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers.

"Oh my God! OMG!!! OMG!!! This is going to hurt....Its burning"

A ghostly silence reigned, he gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers.

"I sincerely apologise for the incident but the air hostess just dropped a very hot cup of coffee on my lap... you should see my pants from the front"

A passenger replies, "Why don't you come here and see our PANTS FROM BEHIND!"
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Sam and Pam live in a retirement home. One day, as they are sitting on a bench under a tree, Sam turns to Pam and says, "Pam, I'm 85 years old and I'm full of aches and pains. You're about my age. How do you feel?"

Pam replies, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really? Like a baby?"

"Yes," replies Pam, "no hair, no teeth and I think I just wet myself."
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Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya...
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Questions were:

1. 'China' kis Desh me hai ?

2. '15th Augusty' kis Date ko Aati hai ?

3. 'Green' colour kis rang ka Hota hai ?

4. 'Tamatar' ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?

5. 'Mumtaz' ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
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I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you first left. Your Dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the last family here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen em since. It only
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Otto von Bismark, the first Chancellor of the German Empire from 1871-90 had been conversing for a rather long time with the British Ambassador to Germany when the latter posed the question, "How do you handle insistent visitors who take up so much of your valuable time?"

Bismark answered, "Oh, I have an infallible method. My servant appears and informs me that my wife has something urgent to tell me."

At that moment there was a knock at the door, and a servant entered with a message from his wife.
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Just before Christmas I was shopping at a toy faire in Worcester.

I glanced to my left and caught sight of a queue at the doll counter; they were waiting for the shelves to be restocked with Mattel dolls. As I looked I realised that in the queue was a good friend of mine. Knowing Lennie well I was sure that he had no daughters nor did he have any nieces so I wondered why he should want to buy a doll at Christmas time.

"Hey, Lennie," I cried, "I hadn't realised
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