In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed, to make serving drinks more efficient.

A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "140."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about string theory and the latest cancer research.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is absolutely great."

Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "120."

So the robot started talking about the controversies surrounding creationism and the abortion argument.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is fantastic."

A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "45."

The robot then said, "So, how are things in Bihar these days?"
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A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus.

He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..."

He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.

He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..."

He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.

He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door.

He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
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Leaving Montreal, a man decided to stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road.

He goes into the washroom. The first stall is taken, so he entered into the second stall. He had just sat down when he hear a voice from the other stall.

"Hi there, how is it going?"

He didn't know what to say, so finally he said, "Not bad."

Then the voice says, "So, what are you doing?"

He find this a bit weird, but said, "Well, I'm going back east."

Then he hear the person, all flustered, say, "Look, I'll call you back; every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!!!"
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The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.

The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here."

The boss pressed on, "Who told you you could come and go as you please around here ?"

Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said, "My lawyer."
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A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop.
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One day they were sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised to see them all so quiet.

He inquired about this to which they replied, "You see, today we are ALL present, so we don't know who to gossip about."
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In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.

The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.

They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

One of the Nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

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