In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that, "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill, "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom, "The smaller piece, of course."

Bil, "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
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Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.
One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, "I wonder if wed be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?"
Out goes the peel and they all watch it but dont see it land.
One of the others has a rock and says "This is bigger, we should be able to see it land."
They all watch, but dont see it land. The last one takes a grenade out of his pocket, pulls
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It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:
"Jhonson"
"Here!"
"Joe"
"Here!"
"John"
"Here!"
"Michael"
"Here!"
"Seeback"
No answer.
"Seeback!"
No answer was heard again.
"SEEBACK!!!"
The troops remained totally silent.

At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, turned a bright crimson red, and quickly turned over the list to continue calling the names printed on the other side.
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The skipper of a tramp steamer, in writing up the log recording an eventful day, rounded off his task with the entry: "Mate intoxicated."

To the mate, who indignantly protested on reading it, the skipper retorted: "Well, it's true, ain't it?"

On the following day it was the mate's duty to write up the log, and he completed his account with "Skipper sober."

The captain stared at it for a moment, then exploded.

"Well, it's true, ain't it?" was the mate's rejoinder!
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In the past few years:
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines:
Scanner
Printer
Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
Microsoft Word
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+V
Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:
Yes sir.
Ok sir.
I'll Just Do That sir.

5. When I really wanted
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The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.
The farmer told him to clean the shit of the cows. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise the manager finished
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