In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing.

He said he would stand outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he could.

After a while he tried 10 pound potato sacks, then 50 pound potato sacks and finally he got to where he could lift a 100 pound potato sack in each hand and hold his arms straight out for more than a full minute!

Eventually, he even started putting potatoes in the sacks.
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Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held."

"Well, " the young man replied, "in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
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Biwi Ne Apne Naye Naye Shohar Ka Mobile Dekha. Us Tharki Ne Phone Book Main Ladkiyon Ke Naam Yun Save The:

Parosan Ki Bachchi,
New Bachchi,
Purani Bachchi,
Samney Wali Bachchi,
Oper Wali Bachchi,
Collage Wali Bachchi,
Insurance Wali Bavchi,
Hospital Wali Bachchi,

Biwi Ko Excitment Hui K Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Hoga
Biwi Ne Apna Number Likh Ke Dial Kiya Tu Likha Hua Tha: Pagal Ki Bachchi.
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On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond' Continuing in his inimitable style.....James Bond."

Then Bond asks: "And you?

Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...
"Siva Rao...
"Samba Siva Rao...
"Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
"Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
"Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
"Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
"Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says 'James Bond'
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Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper bahut tough tha. Examiner hall mein lagataar chakkar laga raha tha aur kisi ko cheating nahin karne de raha tha.

Pappu ne ek chit mei kuch likha aur vo chit us examiner ko de di. Examiner ne jaise hi vo chit khol ke padi, vo chup chaap apni chair pe jaa ke baith gaya.

Exam khatam hone ke baad sab students Pappu ke paas gaye aur pucha: Yaar tune us chit mein kya likha tha?

Pappu: Sir, peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai..........!!!!!!!!.
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Top answers of smart teachers... If they don't know the answers:

1. I think the question is wrong...

2. I'll tell you tomorrow...

3. Don't ask foolish questions...

4. You will study this in the next class...

And the most important and the smartest one is:
5. Nice question, raise your hands those who know the answer.
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