In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Tim was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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Who says India is not progressing?
It is making strides in every craft
In agriculture, in industry, in science and technology
Above all, in corruption and in graft.
There are scams after scams now
In every state and every department
You will find a stinking pot
Lying hidden in each compartment.
The bara sahib and the baba are easily bought by the lala
The mantri and santri both treat the criminal as their sala
The rate of corruption has also risen
From five to five thousand; I bet not to say of lower staff
IAS and IPS are in the CBI net.
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Ek Din Khuda Ne Mujhse Kaha: Mat Kar Intezar Uska, Is Janam Mein Uska Milna Mushkil Hai.

Maine Bhi Keh Diya: Lene De Maza Intezar Ka, Agle Janam Mein Toh Mumkin Hai.

Phir Khuda Ne Kaha: Mat Kar Itna Pyar Bahut Pachhtayega.
Muskura Ke Maine Kaha: Dekhte Hain Tu Kitna Mujhe Tadpayega.

Phir Khuda Ne Kaha: Bhool Ja Usko, Chal Tujhe Jannat Ki Apsra Se Milata Hun.
Maine Kaha: Aa Neeche Dekh Mere Pyar Ka Muskurata Chehra, Tujhe Jannat Ki Apsra
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A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now," he told the genie.

Poof! A beer appeared.

Next, the man said, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women."

Poof! He was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.

"Oh, man this is the life," the guy thought. "I wish I never had to work again."

And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
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The boss called one of his employees into the office, "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department.

"Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it's time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company.

"What do you say to that?"

"Thanks," said the employee.

"Thanks?" the boss replied. "Is that all you can say?"

"I suppose not," the employee said. "Thanks, Dad."
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The CEO returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up on Friday.

Everybody, laughed uproariously except on girl.

What's the matter? Grumbled the boss. Haven't you got a sense of humour?

I don't have to laugh, she replied. I'm leaving on Friday.
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