In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


An A boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father,
"What is this, Father?"
The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up
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A professor was warning his students against the hazards of kissing. "You should know when a boy kisses a girl transfers 40,000 germs from his mouth to that of his girl friend. What can you do about that?"
Pat came the reply from a girl, "You should give him back all his germs the same way."
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Boys are always Happy Creatures... WHY?

1. Their last name stays with them forever.

2. Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat.

3. A five day vacation requires only one jeans.

4. If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend.

5. The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades.

6. They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

7. They don't freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies...
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Two Russian hunters meet.

"I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"

"How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks.

"Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot."

Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages.

"Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks.

"Sure, I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled," Sergei replies.

"And what came out?

"To me," says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express.


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After having failed his exam in Logistics and Organization, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student, Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?

Professor, Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!

Student, Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for
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They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye - very young, ravishing and delectable.

As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat.

She scanned the menu yet again, and said, "To begin, I'll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup. As entrees I'll have the filet
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