In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


'Janata Maaf Nahin Karegi' Bankers Version: Totally related to your daily BELOVED customers..

ATM Card Hote Hue Bhi Branch Mein Gardi Karne Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

100 Rs Ke Liye 10 Lacs Ka Attitude Dikhane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

Entry Karne Pure Mohalle Ke Passbook Lane Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi.

50 Lacs Balance Hote Hue Bhi 100 Rs Service Charges Deduction Pe Rone Walon Tumhe Janata Maaf Nahi Karegi
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Shadi mein juta chupai ke time dulhe ki ek saali boli: Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.

Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se kaam nahin chalega, main toh 2100 hi lungi.

Peeche se Santa bola: 2310 le lo usmein bluetooth aur FM bhi aata hai.
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This year I will...

1. I will try to figure out why I "really" need 7 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
3 .I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
5. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe...
6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."
8. I will read the manual.
9. I will think of a password other than "password."
10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

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A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearly volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made. The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They rumbled straight towards the fire drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped! The firemen
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Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.

Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.

Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain.

Aadmi: Achcha toh bade bhai ko bulao.

Pappu: Wo apne dosto ke saath cricket khelne gya hai.

Aadmi: Achcha aapki mummy to ghar par hongi...??

Pappu: Nahi, wo apni saheliyon ke saath picnic par gyi hain.

Aadmi irritate ho kar gusse mein bola: Abe toh tu akela ghar pe kya kar rha hai tu bhi kahin chala jata?

Pappu: Haan, tabhi to main yahan apne dost ke ghar aaya hun...!!!
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Side effects of alcohol.... and remedies!!!

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause- Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward...

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom- The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking
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