In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A priest and a rabbi were talking when the rabbi asked the priest about confession. "I have an idea," said the priest.

Why don't you sit with me on my side of the confession booth and hear it for yourself? No one will ever know.

A woman came into the booth and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned."

The priest asked, "What did you do?"

"I cheated on my husband."

"How many times?"

"Three times."

"Well
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Pappu: Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyun foola hua hai ?

Santa: I know ki, tu sab Jan ta hai, badmaash.

Pappu: Nahin papa, I don't know.

Santa: Chal, Chal, jhooth mat bol.

Pappu: Trust me dad, pease batao na, please, please, please...

Pappu: Wo, yaar... aunty ke pet mein paani bhara hua hai.

Pappu: Oh!... Achcha!!! Phir toh bachcha doob jayega...
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Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray ?"

The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."
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Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, "Sabse bada kaun?"

Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, "Mandir Bada."

Sharabi bola, "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?"
Pujari: "Dharti badi."

Sharabi, "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?"

Pujari: "Sheshnaag bada."

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?"
Pujari: "Shiv
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It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.

All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.

One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working."

A man in the corner replied, "It can't be me... I'm not wearing any."
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At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.
"Don t you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler.
The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,
"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."
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