In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Yahya Khan, trying to persuade a yokel to volunteer for the Pakistani Air force.

He took him inside the aircraft and explained: "You press this yellow button and the engine will start. Then you press the red one and the plane will take off. It is all very simple."

"But how do I bring the plane down?" asked the yokel, puzzled.

"You don't have to brother about that," explained Yahya Khan. "Leave that to the Indian Air Force."
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Who said car names don't have meaning?

BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
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A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the churchyard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the preacher to the health department.
They said since there was no health threat that he should call the sanitation department.
The sanitation manager said he could not pick up the mule without authorization from the mayor.
Now the preacher knew the mayor and was not to eager
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Dharam Pita... not real father.

Dharam Maa... not real mother.

Dharam Putra... not real son.

Dharam Bhai...... not real brother.

Dharam Behan... not real sister.

But how this zabardast mistake happened? Dharam PATNI... means REAL WIFE.

Pata Karo Shashtro Main Kahan Galti Huyi... !!
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When the British government let out bids for the digging of a tunnel under the English Channel, estimates were in the millions of pounds. One firm asked only 10,000 pounds, however.

"Considering equipment and labour cost," the construction chairman asked the low bidder, "how do you propose to do the job for such a pittance?"

"It's simple," the contractor replied, "my partner grabs a shovel, goes to France and start digging. I take another shovel and start digging from England. We dig until we meet - and you've got a tunnel!"

"But what if you never meet?"

"Then you've got TWO tunnels!"
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Parvinder and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London...

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects 2 to 3 every day.

Parvinder brings home a suitcase full of 10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder, "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of 10 notes every day?"

Parvinder says, "Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.

Parvinder says, "No wonder you only get 2- 3."
Habib says, "So what does your sign say"?

Parvinder's sign reads: I only need another 10 to move back to Pakistan !
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