In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


1: Notice at Church
Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers.

2: Who is a Psychiatrist?
Is a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, to which your spouse also gives it to you for free & daily too!

3: Scotch is a brilliant Invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.

4: Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that...
The majority of men have started loving their own wives!
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Titanic is going to be drowned. Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to god, just then a passenger asked the captain of the ship.
Passenger: How far is land, from here ?
Captain: Two miles...
Passenger: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
Captain: .....!@#$% ...??
Passenger: Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here ?
captain: Downwards...
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A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse.

He says:
- To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses.

- To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza.

- To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices.

- And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown.

The nurse, impressed, tells his wife, "Madam, your husband is very rich. He is bequeathing many properties! You all are so lucky!!!"

And the wife retorts, "Rich??? Lucky??? Are you fucking kidding me!!!?? He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!"
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A true story out of San Francisco:
A man, wanting to rob downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."

While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.

So, he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes
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Charlie was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Rita dies. At the cemetery, Joe's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads:

"Here lies Rita, wife of Charlie, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing Services Ltd."

Charlie was standing in front of Rita's grave reading the headstone when he suddenly burst into tears.

His brother says to him, "I'm not at all surprised that you find this distasteful. It's right that you should cry, pulling a cheap stunt like this on our Rita's headstone."

Through his tears, Joe sobs, "You don't understand. They left out the phone number."
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Observing a light across the water, the captain had his signalman instruct the other vessel to change her course ten degrees south.
The response was prompt, "Change your course ten degrees north."
"I am a captain," he responded testily. "Change your course ten degrees south."
The reply, "I'm a seaman first class--change your course north."
The captain was furious, "Change your course now.I'm on a battleship."
"Change your course ten degrees north, sir--I'm in a lighthouse!"
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