In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now," said Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with you, however, one of
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A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouted, "Lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to the man.
He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
"Tightwad!", blurted the man again.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
"Son of a..."
The man started to shout when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"
So the man answered, "I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one!"
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In Jail...
Sanjay Dutt: Jailer Sahab, Mujhe Phir Se Baapu Dikh Rela Hai!
Jailer: Kidhar?
Sanjay Dutt: Wo Udhar, Dhoti Mein.
Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu Hai Wo!!!

Akbar and one Gujju were best friends.
The Gujju went to a Masjid for the 1st time with Akbar.
Akbar enters the Masjid and says: Allah hu Akbar......
Gujjubhai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad: Allah, Hu Jignesss Patel.....

Biwi: Wo Saamne Sharabi Dekh Rahe Ho ?
Pati
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Road Crossing Instructions in Pakistan

Look both right and left for cars, motorcycles, animals and pedestrians;
Look "up" for American drones;
Look "down" for bombs and land mines;
Look sideways and backwards for kidnappers and suicide bombers;
Hold your bags tight and watch for every person near you;
Then walk zigzag to avoid bullets.
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A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails.

She was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails started growing normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
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Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai...

1st Hour: Sorry!!!

2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.....

3rd Hour: Plzz ek baar baat karlo...

4th Hour: Plzzz.. reply jaan...

5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho...

6th Hour: I'm really sorry, I'll die agar tumne baat nahi ki toh...

7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise... Aise hi sar pe chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa...

Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha...

Girl: Ohh.. It's okkk! Love you jaan...
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