In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast and presented the results to the class.
"After a few days of observation, I quickly determined the practices that were robbing her of her precious time and energy," the man reported, "taking note of how many trips she made from the kitchen to the dining room carrying just one item, I suggested that in the future she carry several items at a time." "Did it work?", the teacher asked.
"It sure did," replied the businessman, "instead of taking her 20 minutes to fix my breakfast, it now takes ME just seven."
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A guy goes to an interview.
He is asked, "Where would you like to be in our organization".
The candidate replied "In the interview board".
The interviewer says "Are you mad?"
The candidate "Is it one of the prerequisites"?
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Ek husband market jaata hai aur kisi kaam se apni wife ko call karta hai.

Husband: Helloo, call me Shonu.
Wife: Mera Shona Babu....

Husband: Arrrrre.... Call Me Sweetheart...
Wife: My sweetu... Sweetheart....

Husband: Ufffff...... Call me Honey...
Wife: Mera hannu darling....

Husband: O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nahi hai aur mujhe bahut zaroori kuch puchna hai, emergency hai...

Wife: Oho... ok ok... Sorry... Sorry.. Abhi karti hu!
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When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening. Three days later, she became his stepmother.
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Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Arkansas, and a detective goes into the coroner's to find the causes of death. The coroner points to the first dead man.
"This is Cletus," he says. "He died of shock after winning 20 million on the lottery."
He then moves on to the second smiling corpse.
"This is Bo," the coroner says with a grin. "He died while doing 'it' with Trudy-May."
Finally he moves on to the last smiling corpse.
"This is Roscoe," says the coroner. "He died after being struck by lightning."
"Well," asks the detective, "Why in hell was the fool smiling?"


"Oh," says the coroner. "He thought he was having his picture taken."
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Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.
Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't.
Wife: I know, I did it...

Doctor to injured patient: Jab Car Ek Lady Vhalaa Rahi Thi Toh Tumhein Road Se Dur Hat Jaana Chahiye Tha.
Patient: Kaun Sa Road? Main Toh Garden Mein Letaa Huaa Tha.

Husbund & Wife Ek Hi Plate Mein Pani Puri Kha Rahe The, 1 Dusre Ki Aankhon Mein Aankhe Daal Ke.
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