In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


Joe and Joan were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said.
"You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."
Joe said, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee.
The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee. The weather forecast was, "There will be 2 to 4 inches
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English: He's cleaning his automobile
Japanese: Wa Shing Ka


English: This is a tow away zone
Japanese: No Pah King


English: Is there a fugitive here?
Japanese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?


English: Small Horse
Japanese: Tai Ni Po Ni


English: Did you go to the beach?
Japanese: Wai Yu So Tan?


English: I bumped into a coffee table
Japanese: Ai Bang Mai Ni


English: It's very dark in here
Japanese: Wai So Dim?


English: I thought you were on a diet?
Japanese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?


English: Your body odor is offensive
Japanese: Yu Stin Ki Pu


English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Japanese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?


English: Stay out of sight
Japanese: Lei Lo
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Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai...

71 saal ki budhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai...

Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai...

18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai...

Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hein...

Nakali Id se aatank machaate hein...

Kuchh toh itne paagal ho jaate hein...

Din raat 'Add Me' - 'Add Me' chillaate hein!
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You've probably heard of "deja vu," the illusion of having previously experienced a situation that is happening now. Here are some related expressions.
Feel like I've...

...milked this cow before: deja moo

...seen this strange animal before: deja gnu

...smelled this bad odor before: deja phew

...visited this menagerie before: deja zoo

...scared this person away before: deja boo

...read this mystery book
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A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road.

The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish.

The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race."

The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three
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A fellow got up one Saturday morning with the odd feeling that something about this day was to be different.

Something unusual was about to happen today. He glanced out the window at the thermometer: 33 degrees. He went downstairs - the clock had stopped at 3 o'clock. He picked up the newspaper and read the date: the 3rd of the month.

Threes - that was it! He grabbed the paper and flipped it open to the racing section. Sure enough in the 3rd race, there was a horse named Trio!
The fellow hurried to the bank, drew out his life savings and bet it all on the horse to win.

The horse finished 3rd.
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