In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"
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Three Engineers and three Accountants are going on a business trip by train. At the train station, the 3 accountants are ordering 3 tickets while the engineers are only ordering one ticket.
The accountants ask "Why only one ticket ?", the engineers reply that they have a scheme to save money.
So they all board the train and upon departure, the 3 engineers get into one bathroom. When the Train Controller checks for tickets, he takes the three tickets from the seated
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Sardiyo Mein Skin Khushk Ho Jaye To Pani Mein Haldi Aur Zara Sa Milk Powder Daal Kar Ubal Lein.

Thanda Ho Jaye To 1/2 Cup Dahi Daal Ke Mixture Ko Dhoop Mein 4 Ghante Rakhen.

Baad Mein 1 Chammach Zzaitoon Ka Tail, 1 Desi Anda Aur 1 Chutki Zaafran Daal Kar Phaint Lein.

Zaroorat Ho To Garam Pani Daalein.

Jab Wo Sahi Se Paste Ban Jaye To Use Dustbin Mein Phenk Dein.

Aur Munh Pe Cold Cream Laga Lein.

Jab Badiya Se Badiya Cold Cream Market Mein Maujud Hai To Bina Wajah Time Waste Karne Kee Kya Zaroorat Hai.

Gaur Se Padhne Ka Shukriya.

Aur Galiyan Na Dein Mujhe.

Aage Forward Kar Dein.

Dil Ko Sukoon Milega!
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An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. To show just "how" the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game:

"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the 2000 Softball Season, we came in 2nd place, having lost but one game all year. The Support Department, however, had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."
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The staff at the office where my wife works was hosting a farewell luncheon for a retiring colleague. As the group prepared to go to the restaurant, they found that they couldn't fit the giant balloon they had purchased for the guest of honor into the car.

Determined to bring it along, they simply held the balloon out the window as they drove to the luncheon location.

However they weren't prepared for the glares and dirty looks they were getting from pedestrians and adjoining cars at every intersection.

As the long line of traffic in front of their vehicle began to turn, they discovered that their car was right behind a long funeral procession.

There was really nothing they could do but hold on to the balloon with its large farewell message:

"GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
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Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale - Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi - Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge - Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai - Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon - Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna - Alzheimer's

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole - Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi - Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai -Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere - Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye -Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata - Piles

And Sabse Mast
Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai - Loose Motion
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