In the life of a common man, things are never serious. Starting from birth until the common man dies, everything remains so so common that you can make fun of almost everything. Some of such jokes can be found here.


One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class.

Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?

Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon.

Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?

Pappu: No, no...

Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?

Pappu: No, no...

Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?

Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.

Professor fainted...
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Pandit ek ladki waale ghar mein shaadi k liye ladke ki baat karne gaya.

Pandit: Aap logon ko kaisa ladka chahiye?"

Ladki Wale: Humein aisa ladka chahiye jo paan, cigarette, daaru, gutkha, jarda ya aur koi bhi nashe na karta ho, boiled khana khata ho aur bhagwaan ka naam jaapta ho.

Pandit: Yajman ji, aisa ladka toh aapko sirf ICU mein hi mil sakta hai.
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A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes, nocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn't home.
" Well," the woman said, " could I please wait for her?"
The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than three hours.
After feeling really worried, she called out for him and asked," May I know where your wife is?"
" She went to the cemetery," he replied.
"And when is she coming?"
"I don't really know," he said. "She's been there eleven years now."
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Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi.

Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.

Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.

Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?
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Husband-Wife's Facebook and WhatsApp life...

On 'WhatsApp'

Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho???

Husband: Pata nahi dimaag mat khao... bahut kaam hai aaj...

On 'Facebook'

Wife: Dear when will you be back... you are the best husband in the world... miss you!!! Come back soon.

Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you!!! Will be back soon honey.
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A Girl's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after long time.

Comments Left by Male friends:
1) Awww, so sweet...!!!

2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!

3) Wow, I want to experience it...!!!

4) You went without me...? x-(

5) Wonderful dear...!!!

6) Superlike!!!

A Boy's Facebook status: Travelled in Bus after a long time...

Comments Left by same Male friends:
1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare...?

2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai...!!!

3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya...???

4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de...!!!

5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte.

6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari ?
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