Jokes on the relationship of husband and wife are more hilarious. Here are some of such jokes that can get you turned on in case you are getting bored.


The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?

Wife: At home love.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband : Turn on the blender

Wife: (turns blender on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...

Husband: Ok my love goodbye.

Another day...

Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?

Wife: At home love.
Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: Turn on the blender.

Wife: (turns blender on) Rrreeereeeereeee...

Husband: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him, "Son where is your mother?"

Son: "I do not know, she went out with blender...
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One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.


Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"


"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it."
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The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" asked the distraught fiancee

"Not even on her best day!" replied the salesman.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

"No, she's broke", the salesman said in agreement.

"Well then, is this all about 'relations'?" cried out the devastated woman.

"No, nobody does it like you babe," assured the salesman.

"Then what is it?" she screamed "What can she do that I can't"?

The salesman sighed, took a deep breath, looked his ex-fiancee straight in the eyes and said, "She can sue me for child support."

And then it hit him... the four slice toaster he had bought for her the previous birthday.
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles...the salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
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The wife wanted to do some shopping during the day and so, at breakfast, she asked her husband for a hundred rupees.
"Money, money, money!" he shouted at the top of his voice. "Every day of the week you want more money. If you ask me, I think you need brains more than you need money."
"Perhaps so," his wife agreed, "but I asked you for what I thought you had the most of."
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A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee?
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother.
Husband: He does not have an actor brother.

Wife: What about Bruce Lee?
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian.

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action
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