Jokes on the relationship of husband and wife are more hilarious. Here are some of such jokes that can get you turned on in case you are getting bored.


When the rich man's will was read, his wife was very upset: he left everything to the young woman who lived next door to them and nothing to her!

She drove immediately to the cemetery to cancel her order for his headstone.

The stonecarver said, "You're too late. I already carved it just like you told me: 'Rest In Peace.'"

The woman thought a moment and then replied, "Okay, then, I'll pay you a little more to add, 'Till we meet again!'"
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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"

She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.

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The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL: Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues...
Wife took out his husband's credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.

Moral: Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE.
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Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
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A minister visited an asylum for the mentally disturbed and was taken on a tour of the facilities by one of the resident doctors. Walking down the dismal, echoing corridors, the minister was troubled by the cries and groans of the patients coming from their rooms.

"I hope that I can be of some help and comfort to these poor souls," he told his guide.

The doctor stopped at a door and they looked through the small window.

"This is a sad case," said
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A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked?

"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"
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On the New Year eve I was sitting with my wife on the deck, enjoying a glass of wine.

I said, "I love you so much, I could not live without you."

My wife said, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

I said, "It's me talking to the wine."
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