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Banta goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated."

The vet says, "Take one of these pills, put it in a long tube, stick the other end in the horse's ass, and blow the pill up there."

Banta comes back the next day, and he looks very sick.

The vet says, "What happened?"

Banta says, "The horse blew first."
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Santa and Banta were talking one day.
"My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the produce market." said Santa.
"So were you able to find some?" asked Banta.
"Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"
"The gardener said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'"
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"How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Santa asked his friend Banta.

"Oh, she's not pregnant," Banta replied, "she's expecting."

"What's the difference?" Santa pressed.

"Well," Banta explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet..."
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Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.

Banta, angrily: So what's wrong with my ATM card?
Girl: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

Banta: Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.

Girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?

Banta: Are you mad? I take very good care of my card. As a matter of fact, I even got it laminated last week when I laminated my Identity card.
Girl: Did you just said LAMINATE?
Banta: Of course Yes!!!
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Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.
He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him.
So he approached Banta and asked, "What are you doing?"
When he was told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted.
"How many have you counted?"
Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees.
Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty.
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