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An army Major visiting the sick army men, went to one soldier and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man," said the Major.

He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic piles, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get back to the front, Sir."
"Good man," barked the Major.

He moved to the next bed where Santa was lying and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic gum disease, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with the wire brush each day."
"What's your ambition?"
"To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
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Santa (tourists guide), was talking with a group of school kids at Zoo when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf.
"Yes, I came face to face with a wolf once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a weapon."
"What did you do?" the little girl asked.
"What could I do? First, I tried looking him straight in the eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer and nearer. I had to think fast."
"How did you get away?"
"As a last resort, I just turned around and walked quickly to the next cage."
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Santa decided to visit his brother in Chennai.
He assumed that most madrasis would speak English but found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the train. He punched Santa's ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill. Santa simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested.
When he had gone, a man in the compartment leaned forward and asked if he spoke Tamil.
'No,' Santa confessed.
'Then that explains,' the man said, 'why you didn't bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train!'
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Santa had just finished collecting the rents from the tenants in his apartment block. But when he got home he realized that his wallet was missing and burst into tears.

"What's the matter?" asked his wife.

"I've lost my wallet containing 25 thousand rupees," he wailed. "I think I put it in my inside coat pocket, but it's not there now."

"Did you look in the pockets of your pants?"

"Yes, but the money isn't there either."

"What about the side pocket of your jacket? Did you look there?"

"Of course not!" he snapped. "Do you want me to lose the last bit of hope I have left?"
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Santa and Banta were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."

Santa said, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee.

The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee. The weather forecast was, "There will
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Santa and Banta wanted to go for camping. They attached the trailer to the Car. Santa wanted to make sure that the car is in good condition before they start. So, he asked Banta to go in front of the car to check the headlights. Santa switched the headlights on.
Banta told "Yeah! It is working!"
Then Santa switched on the High beam.
Banta told "Yeah! It is working!
Santa asked Banta to go to the rear side of the car to check the brake lights. Santa slammed on the brake and Banta yelled
"Yeah! It is working!
Santa wanted to check the Left indicator. He put the left indicator.
Then Banta started "It is working! ooops! It is not working... It is working! ooops... It is not working! ...
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