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A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.
He found Santa sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Banta was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked Santa what he was doing.
Santa replied, 'Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?'
The doctor inquired of Santa what Banta was doing.
Santa replied, 'Oh, he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb.'
The doctor looks up and notices Banta's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Santa, 'If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?'.
Santa replies, 'What? And work in the dark?'
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In Korea, when a patient is taken to hospital, a white wristband is placed on their left arm. These wristbands contain the patient's name and information. When a patient dies, a red wristband is placed on their right arm and they are taken to the morgue.

In one particular hospital in Korea, a young doctor was working the night shift. It was around 2 AM when he finished his last operation. He was on the 5th floor and pressed the button for the elevator. The doctor was
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Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions."
Neha gasped and said in a huff, "Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to hear of it when I get home!" She sat down, red-faced.
"Sunita, can you tell me the answer?" asked Santa.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions" said Sunita.
"Correct. Now Neha, I have three things to say to you. First, you have not studied your lesson. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are going to be disappointed someday!"
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The CBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him:
"Do you love your wife?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"Do you love your country?"
"Yes I do, sir."
"What do you love more, your wife or your country?"
"My country, sir."
"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next room and kill her."
The man goes into the room
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Banta and his wife, Preeto, lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So Preeto went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."
The clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But, he does knows karate."
Preeto didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."
The dog went up to the chair and broke
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A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
As the customer watched from the passenger's side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It's open!"
"I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."
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