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Once Santa and Banta got duty at the airport for the assistance to the foregin tourists.
One traveler asked Banta in Spanish, "Where to find city bus for Connaught Place, but Banta could not answer since he did knew the language.
The traveller repeated the same question in French, German, Japnese, and English but Banta couldn't answer because he didn't know any of the languages.
Santa asks Banta, I asked you to learn atleast one foreign language and it will help you one day.
Banta said, That man learned five languages and couldn't serve any purpose, then how one language to me would have served any purpose."
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Santa was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"
So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, Santa began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American
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A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, "What is your name and address ?"

"I am Santa, of no fixed address."

The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.

"I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa."
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Banta gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him. The huge man glares threateningly at Banta, crowds him so much that he's flattened against the window, and immediately falls asleep.
After the plane takes off, Banta starts to feel a little air sick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. After a few attempts, he realizes that he can
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Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Tamil?"
Santa and Jeeto said proudly, "We just adopted a Tamil baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
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Jeeto bought a whole range of cosmetics designed to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions, she asked Santa, "Tell me honestly, darling, what age do you think I look?"

Santa said, "From your hair - 15; from your skin - 16; from your figure - 18."

"Oh, you flatterer," she gushed.

"Wait a minute," he said, "I haven't added them up yet."
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