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Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor.

They do manage to take one sack each.

After a while they meet again and one asks the other...

Santa: What did you find in your sack?

Banta: Ten lakh Rupees!

Santa: Wow... that's a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash?

Banta: I bought a house. How about your sack?

Santa: It was full of bills.

Banta: And what did you do with them?

Santa: Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...
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Santa and his wife lives in a small house in Chandigarh. One day Santa's wife, Jeeto, asks Santa to fix a cupboard door, since one of the hinges was broken.
His reply was "Do I look like a carpenter? I'm a Photographer, not a carpenter. Get a carpenter to fix the door".
A few days later, Jeeto asks him to fix a dripping tap.
Again Santa replies "Do I look like a plumber? I'm a photographer, not a plumber. Get a plumber to fix the tap".
A week later, Santa notices
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Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing again.
Banta: Santa what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
Santa: I am singing the B side.
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A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.
'How can I help you?' asked the stylist.
'Listen lady, I'm a rich man but I haven't been able to solve my balding problem,' the guy explained, 'I went for a hair transplant but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you Rs. 1,00,000.'
'No problem,' said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.
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Banta lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to Banta, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
Banta groaned but didn't budge.
The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, Banta just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over Banta. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly. "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Banta," he moaned.
"Where are you from, Banta?" the cop asked.
"The balcony."
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Santa noticed that Banta was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.

"Well," said Banta, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Santa.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly."

"That's easy," said Santa. "You just say 'Of course I will.'"

"Yeah," said Banta, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'"
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