Gayle: Sir, I scored 211 Runs in 118 Balls. I made the team win the crucial match. I should get "A" rating.
Manager: You hit 17 Sixes and 23 Fours. Though, that is good but that is not something new you have done. That is why we hired you. As this is not something new, I will mark it as "Innovation Lacking.'
Gayle: But sir, I played according to the situation. I took 21 singles as well.
Manager: Exactly, your performance is not consistent. You
Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.
Santa is speaking to his psychiatrist. Santa: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Santa: "That's a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?" Santa: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Santa: "I figured it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."