It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my preshot routine on #1, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse oudspeaker.
Would the gentleman on . the ladies tee back up to the Men's tee please!!
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee.
I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mike and shouted back, Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut up and et me pay my second shot?
Our Banta is in police department. He is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "Head on boolevard..." dang it! Scratch scratch. He looks around and sees that no one is looking at him as he kicks the head. "Head on curb."
Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his enterprising character:
1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho Marr Gaya!! This is the most timeless lesson from Gabbar Singh. Courage and enterprise are the most important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented organization or a happy life.
2. Kitne Aadmi The ? As part of business strategy, Gabbar
Vienna : An Austrian man narrowly escaped death when he fell onto an open dishwasher and was speared by a knife, Kronen Zeitung newspaper reported. The 35 year old Tyrolean slipped on the tiled floor of a friends kitchen and fell backwards onto the machines cutlery basket. A 12-cm (five inch) kitchen knife drove itself into the mans back, narrowly missing vital organs. He suffered serious injuries but his life is not in danger.
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked?
"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"