A frog telephoned the Psychic Hot line and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you." The frog said, "that's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," said the psychic, "next semester in her biology class."
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as the father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump and chest.
After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Little Johnny looked worried and said, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!"
Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi. Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya... Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS"
M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Satayegi Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi....
What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is a computer's first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.