President Zia-ul-Haq's trusted barber seemed to have become infected by the popular demand for the restoration of democracy. One morning while clipping the President's hair he asked, "Gareeb Pur war! When are you going to have elections in Pakistan?"
The President ignored the question with the contempt it deserved from a military dictator.
At the next hair-cutting session, the barber asked, "Aali jah! Isn't it time you redeemed your promise to hold elections
These two cows are in standing in a field. One says "Hey, are you worried about that Mad Cow's Disease?" The other one answers "Nah, it can't affect me, I'm a rabbit."
A couple of old fraternity brothers, Skip and Chip, now in their 40's, would meet after work every week at their country club for a tennis game while their wives, Babs and Poopsy, played golf.
On this particular day, the boys were in the locker room changing out of their business suits into their tennis clothes when Skip removed his shirt. Chip noticed that Skip was wearing a brassiere.
"Ahhh, Skip", said Chip, "if you tell me it's none of my business, I'll respect that, but I'm really curious to know how long you've been wearing a bra."
"Since last Thursday," Skip replied. "That's when Babs found it in my glove compartment."
One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered.
The Caller: May I speak to your parents? Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there? Little Johnny: The police.
The Caller: Can I speak to them? Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there? Little Johnny: The firemen.
The Caller: Can I speak to them? Little Johnny: They're busy.
The Caller: So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? Little Johnny: Looking for me."
The manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax.
The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days he was very bored, so he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.
The farmer told him to clean up all of the cow manure. The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but for his surprise
A man walks into his doctors office and is sitting in the waiting room waiting his turn to be seen by his doctor. A casual aquaintance sits down next to him and sturring asks "W w wahat are y y you d d doing hhhere?" The man replies "I'm waiting to see the doctor." "W w why d do yyyou wwant to sssee him?" The man replies, "Well if you must know, I have a prostate problem." "A ppprostate pppproblem, wwwhat's ttthhat?" the man asks. "Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk."