A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies!
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"I'm scared," Banta said to one of his friends. "I got a letter from a guy who said he'd break my legs if I didn't stop seeing his wife."

"Well," replied his friend, "I guess you'll have to stop seeing his wife."

"Easy for you to say."

"You like her that much?" the friend asks.

"It's not that," declared Banta. "He didn't sign his name!"
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A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant.

The onion soup gets to her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose a bombastic fart.

Trying to save face, she says to the waiter, "Please stop that immediately."

"Certainly, madame," replies the waiter with a bow. "Which way was it headed?"
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Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later..!
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too..!

Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now... accept my friend request..!
Son: You're on Facebook now..? WTF..!!!
Dad: What does WTF mean..?
Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad.

Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL!
Son: How is that funny, mom..?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter... surely it is not funny..!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud..!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love... I'll have to call everyone back and explain xU xQ ..!!!
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Santa is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript:
Officer: Mr. Santa, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
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Jayme and Bob have been back from their honeymoon for two weeks when Bob came home from work saying he'd invited four friends from the office home for dinner on Friday.

Jayme is a bit apprehensive as she asks if she must cook a meal for them all. Bob explains that there will actually be eight coming, as each has a spouse or date. Since this is her first party, he consoles her by saying that all she has to do is get some Chinese food in and perhaps she can bake a cake
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