A young man finally got a job at the Post Office. He was full of energy and eager to please. The supervisor agreed to work with the new employee, even though he had been warned that he was still immature and knew nothing of the job.
The first job the supervisor gives the young man is in sorting, and much to everyone's surprise, the new employee separated the letters so fast that his motions were literally a blur. The supervisor was very pleased and asked the young man
While fishing off the Australia coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of crocodiles kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any crocs around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy, "How'd you get rid of the crocs?"
"We didn't do nothing," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai...
Uth jao kanjron, 10 baj rahe hain, kutton ki tarah pade rahte ho, tumahre baap ne naukar nahi rakkhe hain jo tumhein nashta bana kar denge. Zindagi haraam kar rakhi hai kameeno ne. Kaam ke na kaaj ke dushman anaaj ke...
Note: Har "Maa" wale msg emotional nahin hote. Maa kabhi kabhi frustrated bhi toh ho sakti hai.
Do you know the relation between two eyes...??? They never see each other... BUT
1. They blink together. 2. They move together. 3. They cry together. 4. They see together. 5. They sleep together. They share a very deep bonded relationship...
However, when they see a pretty woman, one will blink and another will not...
Moral of the story: A pretty woman can break any relationship...