Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What s the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
Dear Dad, Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.
Your Son Nasser
Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad: Loving son, Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.
LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter LOG OFF: Don't add wood MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove MEGAHERTZ: When a big log drops on your barefoot in the morning FLOPPY DISK : What you get from piling too much wood RAM: The hydraulic thing that makes the woodsplitter work DRIVE: Getting home during most of the winter PROMPT: What you wish the mail was during the snow season ENTER: Come on in WINDOWS: What you shut when it gets 10