Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I have lost my business and if I do not get some money, I am going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto". Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Santa goes back to the temple.....................
Mrs. Banta woke her husband Banta, in the middle of the night. 'There's a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning. 'Who shall I call,' Banta said, 'Police or ambulance?'
Favorite drink: Age 17: Wine Coolers Age 25: White wine Age 35: Red wine Age 48: Dom Perignon Age 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Excuses for refusing dates: 17: Need to wash my hair. 25: Need to wash and condition my hair. 35: Need to colour my hair. 48: Need to have Francois color my hair. 66: Need to have Francois color my wig.
The Sikh regiment was climbing a hill in the Kargil sector during the war when suddenly from the direction of the summit the Pakistani regiment opened fire on them. The Sikh regiment took cover behind boulders and started to return the firing. The firing continued for a long time and no progress was made so the Sikh regiments captain thought that since the names of almost all the pakistani soldiers are like yusuf iqbal mustafa etc. hell call out their names and the moment they
A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights."
They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/hour.
The BMW driver totally forgets about the Nano and guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ: "Calling all stations: You won't believe this, I just saw a BMW & a Porsche racing past at about 190 km/h with a Nano behind them flashing its lights to Overtake.