Timmy and Tina were sitting down to eat their supper with the baby sitter when 6 year old Timmy saw the baby sitter sit down in his father's seat.
"You can't sit in my father's seat!" Timmy exclaimed.
"Your father is not home," the baby sitter replied, matter-of-factly. "Since I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here. Today I'm the boss."
Tina, the 4 year old, quickly replied, "If you're the boss, you have to sit over there in Mommy's chair!"
After a family meal one night, three generations of the family are sitting around chatting. Jenny, a four year old, is sitting on her grandfather's knee.
Jenny: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
Grandfather: "What?"
Jenny: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
Grandfather: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"
Jenny: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland."
A young woman brings home her fianc to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fianc to his study for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar." He replies. "A Torah scholar, Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?" "I will study," the young
Chitrgupt Bohut Pareshaan The Aurr Brahma Ji Se Bole: Hey Prabhu Ye Karvachauth Ke Vratt Se 7 Janam Tak Ek Hi Pati Milne Wali Yojna Band Kar Dein.
Bramha Ji Ne Pucha- Kyon? Kya Hua?
Chitrgupt: Prabhu Manage Karna Mushkil Ho Gaya Hai. Sabhi Aurteein 7 Janam Tak Wahi Purush Maangti Hai Par Sabhi Purush Har Bar Dusri Aurat Maangte Hai Bohot Dikkat Ho Rai Hai.
Brahma Ji Ne Kaha: Ye Scheme Aadi Kaal Se Chali Aa Rahi Hai, Ise Band Nahi Kia Jaa Sakta. Prithvi Par Ek Santa Naam Ka Prani Rehta Hai, Usse Jaa kar Salah Lijiye.
Chitrgupt Santa Ke Paas Gaye or Unse Salah Maangi.
Santa Bola: Jo Bhi Aurat 7 Janam Tak Wahi Pati Demand Kare Use Dedo Par Saath Mein Shart Bhi RakhDo Ke Pati Wahi Chahiye Toh Saas Bhi Wahi Milegi, Demand Apne Aap Band...