Singe Soren, the Woman Sarpanch(Village head) of Badapalasa was unseated because she gave birth to her third child. According to the Law which came into effect on December 31, 1995; it amounts to disqualification of Municipal Councilors and Panchayat members who produce a third child, and it just took the petition in Mayurbhanj district court to remove Singe from her Sarpanch seat.
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Three aspiring golfers were taking lessons from a pro. The first guy hit the ball far to the right. "That was due to LOFT," said the pro. The second man hit his ball far to the left. "That, too, was due to LOFT," said the pro again. The third golfer took a swing, and the ball just went a few feet and stopped. "Once again, it's LOFT," the pro claimed. "Well, what exactly do you mean by LOFT?" asked the third golfer. "Lack of fine talent," replied the pro.
Attraction: the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Love at First Sight: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Birth Control: Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special