Banta goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Sir," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife, Preeto, needs me to help with the top floor and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Banta," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, Sir," says Banta, "I knew I could count on you!"
A professor was travelling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor Deco, "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Epidemology or anthropology?"
"No, said the sailor."
The proffesor got angry with Deco, the sailor, and said, "What the hell do you know on these earth? You will die of illiteracy."
One hour later the boat started sinking.
The sailor Deco, asked the professor, "Do you know swimminology and Escapeology from Sharkology and crocodileology?"
"No," said the professor. The Sailor said, "Well that means crocodileology will eat your assology and you will dieology with your knowledgeology because of your big mouthology."
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm.
As the passengers were being bounced around by the turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next to her and with a nervous laugh asks, "Reverend, you're a man of God, can't you do something about this storm?"
To which he replies, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."
Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai. Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai.
Phir khuda ne kaha: Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega. Muskura ke maine kaha: Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega.
Phir khuda ne kaha: Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hoon. Maine kaha: Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hoon.
Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai. Hans kar maine kaha: Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.
Phir khuda ne guuse mein uski mujhse shadi kara di. Sab bhoot utar gaya.