Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk. "Guess what it is!" said Dolly. Knowing that Dolly's father owned a bookstore she guessed, "A Book?" "How did you know?" asked Dolly Next, Robert brought a gift up to Miss Smith. "Guess what it is!" said Robert. Knowing that his parents owned a florist shop, she guessed, "Flowers?" "How did
One prisoner to another: How long are you in this jail ? Second prisoner: Two weeks. First prisoner: What was the charge? Second prisoner: No charge, everything is free.
Banta goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this Banta replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, Wash Basin ".
Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day does not feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is struggling very hard to lift his computer. At this Santa says, "What Banta, my computer has 500 MB Hard Disk yours has just 250, even then you cannot lift it?" At this Banta thinks for a while and replies "That is right, but my HD is full and yours is empty"
1: Notice at Church Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand-bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers.
2: Who is a Psychiatrist? Is a qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, to which your spouse also gives it to you for free & daily too!
3: Scotch is a brilliant Invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
4: Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that... The majority of men have started loving their own wives!
A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag."
While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window.
So, he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes