Once Ronald Reagan met Indira Gandhi. She talks about Zail Singh s incompetence in English. Reagan boasts that he can teach Zail in 12 hours, and he will be perfect in English after that. So Zail Singh and Reagan are locked in a room.
After only 6 hours, the door opens, and there comes Reagan, saying "Ae nahin seekh sagda!" (He can t learn!)
I'm sure you've all heard about the traveling salesman whose car became disabled in the middle of nowhere. It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, he finally reached their front door and knocked on it. A grizzled old farmer answered, and the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the night. "Why sure young fella, I can give you a place to bunk." said the hospitable old man. "But I ain't got no daughter for you to sleep with, like you always hear about them in jokes." "Oh !" said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two he asked, "How far is it to the next farmhouse ?"
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter: First woman : My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for a paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman : I know First one : How? Second one : My dog told me.
A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, its lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people. A bystander asks the man, Whats going on? My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral, is the reply. Could I borrow your lion? asks the bystander. Ive got a lawyer Id like to have eaten. Sorry, but youll have to get at the end of that line, said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin.