Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab? Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?
Doctor: Dawai kha li thi? Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi? Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.
Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi? Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha? Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha? Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.
Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega? Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.
Doctor: Nikal sale, tu pagal kar dega. Mareej: Ja raha hun, par phir kab aaun? Doctor: Kayamat ke baad. Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad? Doctor behosh......
A young woman arrived to her doctor with black and blue signs of beating.
Doctor, "What happened?"
Woman, "Doctor, I do not know what to do, whenever my husband comes home drunk he beats the hell out of me, almost killing me."
Doctor, "I have a really good medication for it. When your husband comes home drunk you just take a glass of Green tea and start to gargle and gargle, as much as you can do ...... and that's all you have to do"
Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Gaya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Wife Ne Dekha Ki Santa Ek Sundar Si Mahila Se Bahut Ghul-Milkar Muskuraate Hue Baatein Kar Rahaa Thaa. Wife Ne Dheere Se Santa Ke Kaan Mein Jaakar Kaha: Lautate Samay Kisi Medical Store Se Hote Hue Chalenge. Santa: Kyon ? Kya Lena Hai ? Wife: Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan. Santa: Par Kis Liye ? Wife: Ghar Pahunch Kar Tumhaari Choton Par Lagaane Ke Liye.... Santa: Par Mujhe Toh Koi Chot
Someone was at a party when he started boasting to the local journalists that his command of English language was better than that of the average journalist's.
An editorial writer didn't take too kindly to that and said, "Well, I'll bet you $100 that I can stump you."
"I accept your wager," he said.
"I'll bet you can't use the word 'because' three times consecutively in a sentence. That is my challenge!"
After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You cannot end a sentence with the word because because because is a conjunction. You lose."
Mulla Nasruddin decided to settle down and narrowed his choice between a beautiful but dumb doll and an opera singer.
He finally chose brains and culture and married the singer. They spent their wedding night at a swanky hotel.
When Nasruddin opened his eyes the next morning and the dawn's early light began to shine upon his bride, he looked at her and shuddered and cried out: "SING FOR GOD'S SAKE SING."