Santa was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Taneja, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Santa , who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey Banta. Is that you? Come over here a minute." Dr. Taneja, a bit surprised, walked over to where Santa was working on the car. Santa, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, "So Mr. Taneja doctor, look
Santa was in Telecom deptt. before joining the army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor was very upset with him. "What's the matter with you?" asked the Drill Instructor. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?" "I was a telephone man," replied the Bantat, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..." Banta checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off! "Well," Banta said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"
Santa came to Chennai and wanted to do shopping in Burma Bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price . Santa went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Santa asked for Rs.1000. The vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Santa told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs for which Santa bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said "I will give you the stereo free of cost." Santa asked "Will you give two?"
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied, "Which one? We have,
'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ...
'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95...
'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95 ...
and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised.
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."