An auto mechanic, received a repair order from Banta, that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, mechanic made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a clunk. He then made a left turn and again heard a clunk. Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with this notation: "Remove bowling ball from trunk".
Bill Gates decided not to invest further in Punjab after receiving a letter from Mr Banta
To: Bill Gates, Microsoft From: Banta Date: 1 April 2011 Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice... 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any
Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions. "How does this boat float?" Banta thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know, son." The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, "How do fish breath underwater?" Once again Banta replied, "Don't rightly know, son." A little later the boy asked Banta, "Why is the sky blue?" Again, Banta replied, "Don't rightly know, son." Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?" Banta immediately assured him, "Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!"
On reaching his plane seat Banta is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still
Banta was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff. Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he'd plummet to his death. Full of fear, Banta cries out, "Help me!" But