Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" "No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" Banta shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?" "No.", replied the Managing Director. "Good!", replied Banta put down the phone!
One night, Banta was walking home when a thief jumped on him all of a sudden. Banta and the thief had a terrific tussle. They rolled about on the ground, and Banta put up a tremendous fight until, at last, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Banta s pockets and searched him all over. There was only a 25-paise coin he could lay his hands on. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Banta why he had bothered to fight so hard just for a 25-paise bit. "Was that all you wanted?" said Banta, "I thought you were after the five-hundred rupees Ive got in my shoe!"
Banta: 'Lord, is it is true that to you a thousand years is like a second?' God: 'Yes, that's true.' Banta: 'And is it also true that to you a thousand crores is like a paisa?' God: 'Yes, that's so.' Banta: 'Then, Lord, could you give me a thousand crores?' God: 'Yes, in a minute.'
After two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?" "Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded. "Would you please pass it to me," The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and